
Photo Credit: Cynthia "TLC" Reilly
In hilarious sports news, here's a great NPR piece on one man's search for the "world's dumbest competition." Named Sports Writer of the Year eleven times, ESPN's Rick Reilly traveled around the world in search of sports that are "dumb to everybody except to those people who actually played them" for his new book, "Sports from Hell." What he found (and also actually participated in) were games including:
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The World sauna championship -- Are you willing to let your inner organs boil? Players in Finland stepped into a sauna set at 261 degrees. The person who stayed the longest won(12 minutes, in the case).
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The rock, paper, scissors championship -- In Las Vegas and Toronto, there are actually "professional rock, paper, scissorists" who use serious logic and instincts to predict what another person will throw. There's even a world RPS president.
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The Chess boxing championship -- This game (pictured above) consists of two guys boxing, then the ref brings in a waterproof chessboard. They both whip off one glove and play speed chess for 4 minutes, then go back to boxing, then go back to chess, and so on. (Picture blood all over the chessboard.)
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The defacto world target-vomiting championship -- These people drink food coloring, run a mile, paddle a surfboard a mile, chug a 6-pack of warm beer in 15 minutes and then projectile vomit on a specific target (like a bystander's elbow or chest. Says Reilly, it looked like a "fire hydrant out of Willy Wonka."
For more details on your new favorite "sport" -- or to find out the rules so you can suggest that we incorporate chess boxing into the next Saturday workout, read the rest!